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How Cecil thinks Carlos does science:image

How Carlos actually does science:


I’m dual-weilding - I’ve got a fist in each hand.


-the Monk.



two deer walk out of a gay bar, one turns to the other and says “man, i can’t believe i blew thirty bucks in there”.

this literally took me forever to get

God/Goddess Asks!

Anubis:  How do you feel about death?
Atum:  What are your greatest imperfections?
Bastet:  Do you have any cats?
Hathor:  What brings you joy?
Horus:  What is one thing you've had to fight for in your life?
Osiris:  Do you believe in the underworld?
Ra:  Do you have any major responsibilities or importance?
Thoth:  Do you like to read/write?
Arawn:  What is the most terrifying thing you've ever done?
Bran:  How is your health?
Brighid:  Tell us about your relationship with your father.
Cernunnos:  What is your favorite animal?
Danu:  What is your relationship with your mother?
Morrigan:  What do you think happens when we die?
Olwen:  What is your favorite flower?
Rhiannon:  Have you ever been betrayed?
Bragi:  What kind of music do you listen to?
Freya:  Have you ever been in love?
Freyr:  Do you have any children?
Hœnir:  Are you a silent or talkative person?
Iounn:  How old are you?
Loki:  What is the best trick you've ever pulled on someone?
Odin:  What is your family like?
Thor:  Would you consider yourself pretty powerful?
Tree:  What have you done with your life? What are you going to do with it?
Aphrodite:  What do you think of yourself?
Ares:  Are you an easy person to anger?
Athena:  Would you consider yourself an artist?
Apollo:  Do you play any instruments?
Dionysus:  Do you drink?
Hades:  Do you have a bad reputation?
Hekate:  Have you ever tried to communicate with the dead?
Hermes:  Have you ever stolen anything?
Poseidon:  Are you a moody person?
Zeus:  Are you a confident person?
Jupiter:  Would people say that you are intimidating or fairly approachable?
Pluto:  Where do you think we go when we die?
Apollo & Dianna:  Do you prefer to be up during the day or at night?
Mars:  Have you ever gotten into a fight?
Minerva:  Do you generally give good advice?
Proserpine:  Have you ever felt trapped?
Plutus:  Do you have a job?
Venus:  Have you ever had your heart broken?
Vesta:  Do you like being home or do you try to get out whenever you can?
Morpheus:  Do you daydream often? Of what?
"You don’t detect any traps on the chest. In fact, you’re not even sure what a chest is anymore. You think maybe the whole chest is just one big bear trap? You are terrified of the chest."



Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house

In skyrim you can eat 100 cheese wheels in under a minute 



people that link the lets plays when making achievement hunter gifs


people who timestamp moments in long let’s plays