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drunkpeeta:

drunkpeeta:

thegirlwhocriedfoxface:

drunkpeeta:

walk up into the club like what up i got a big cock

you are a 16 year old girl

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and your point is?????

it makes me extremely uncomfortable knowing that 14k people have seen my cock

chatotai:

chatotai:

dont compare dashcon to the potato salad guy

dashcon is a literal clusterfuck of “what”, shadiness and poor planning that got 17k entirely for themselves that they may not have even needed

the potato salad guy is donating the $50k (and growing) to the homeless and hungry

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shychiaichi:

when ur in a bad mood but dont want to worry your friends

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3,040,478 plays

sgtdextergrif:

please look at this picture of ryan

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humorinrecovery:

Super incredibly maddening thing about mental illness:

Fighting your ass off to live a normal life and function as well as you can, and instead of getting credit and having people be proud of you for all the efforts you’re making, having people use your apparently normal behavior as a reason to invalidate you and think you weren’t that sick to begin with.

It takes a lot of badassery to act this normal, but the effort is all invisible 

wardenblues:

Cat: *whiny meow*

Me: *imitates sarcastically*

ifeelbetterer:

allrightfine:

Is there a word for that occasional moment of self-awareness when reading smut, like where your brain accidentally takes one step back and you realize you are reading really descriptive pornography in your pajamas, while it’s light outside, with a box of Wheat Thins tucked under your arm?

I’m, uh, asking for a friend.

i feel like there should be a german word for this.

ohhellosugar:

joelheymaning:

thiefree:

perks of a joel heyman:

  • he will interrupt you to tell a story
  • he will not get to the end of the story
  • he may not get to the end of a full sentence

and let’s not forget

  • he’ll start a story and then suddenly refuse to finish it
  • on an exasperated rant his voice will gradually pitch higher
  • Caboose Mode can kick in at any moment

alldayanyday:

shellysbees:

youtube-cake-and-hannahhart:

ugly:

trying to teach your friend how to ride a bike

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are we allowed to ask WHY THIS PHOTO EXISTS?

Might have something to do with this.

This is the best link ever